Continuing my last post on the topic, I will now proceed to point out why Germany is better than other prominent footballing nations and why any sane person must support Das Vaterland.
For the benefit of you, the reader, I will outline it in an elegant, yet simple numbered format, where I will compare Germany versus-
1. Brasil- There has till date only been one likeable Brasillian. Ronaldo. Barring this dude, all Brasilians either smile too much (Ronaldinho) or look gay (Kaka). The great Pele too is an outspoken, politically motivated FIFA puppet.
2. Argentina- If there was a country that came second to Germany, it was Argentina. Till Messi came along. Now don't get me wrong, the chap has talent. But he seems to Europeanised and out of sorts in the national team. He inserts an 'I' in the team.
3. England- They ruled over us and half the world. The slimy bastards. People who support England should be shot for treason. Besides, they never have any decent strikers. And Rooney isn't a striker.
4. The Netherlands- Arjen Robben.
5. Italy- They used to have flair, and played up-tempo football. Now they jut foul people they can't match for pace, and rely on set pieces to get them the goals they need. Italy are in need of another Totti and Del Piero.
6. Spain- They used to be everyone's favourite underdog. But now that they've joined the big leagues, their imperious style of play is just irritating. Spain is like Enrique Iglesias, perfect in each respect. And that's why you hate them.
7. Portugal- They rely on CR7. And Ronaldo doesn't put his heart and soul into it. He just likes statistics (ie. goals). He forgets the mantra most coaches in any sport preach. A good offense might win you a match, but defense wins championships.
8. France- The only good thing that ever came out of France is French Kissing. Trust a Toad to know how to use the tongue. They're a squabbly bunch of girls. Or were, under Domenech. But I believe a resurgence is at hand.
9. Rest of the World- There are some teams that occasionally show spirit, Uruguay for example, even Russia. But they've not been consistent enough in the recent past to be considered. So, screw them.
Germany rocks. And now you know why.
50% of the world's female population have a crush on Michael Ballack. So do 20% of men.
For the benefit of you, the reader, I will outline it in an elegant, yet simple numbered format, where I will compare Germany versus-
1. Brasil- There has till date only been one likeable Brasillian. Ronaldo. Barring this dude, all Brasilians either smile too much (Ronaldinho) or look gay (Kaka). The great Pele too is an outspoken, politically motivated FIFA puppet.
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| Bitch-slapped by Sepp Blatter and Maradona. |
2. Argentina- If there was a country that came second to Germany, it was Argentina. Till Messi came along. Now don't get me wrong, the chap has talent. But he seems to Europeanised and out of sorts in the national team. He inserts an 'I' in the team.
3. England- They ruled over us and half the world. The slimy bastards. People who support England should be shot for treason. Besides, they never have any decent strikers. And Rooney isn't a striker.
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| Rooney is Jesus. |
4. The Netherlands- Arjen Robben.
5. Italy- They used to have flair, and played up-tempo football. Now they jut foul people they can't match for pace, and rely on set pieces to get them the goals they need. Italy are in need of another Totti and Del Piero.
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| These two were special, no doubt. |
6. Spain- They used to be everyone's favourite underdog. But now that they've joined the big leagues, their imperious style of play is just irritating. Spain is like Enrique Iglesias, perfect in each respect. And that's why you hate them.
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| Anything that reaches the green box is a shot attempt. True story. |
7. Portugal- They rely on CR7. And Ronaldo doesn't put his heart and soul into it. He just likes statistics (ie. goals). He forgets the mantra most coaches in any sport preach. A good offense might win you a match, but defense wins championships.
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| Won't run back on defense. Won't score enough goals. |
8. France- The only good thing that ever came out of France is French Kissing. Trust a Toad to know how to use the tongue. They're a squabbly bunch of girls. Or were, under Domenech. But I believe a resurgence is at hand.
9. Rest of the World- There are some teams that occasionally show spirit, Uruguay for example, even Russia. But they've not been consistent enough in the recent past to be considered. So, screw them.
Germany rocks. And now you know why.
50% of the world's female population have a crush on Michael Ballack. So do 20% of men.
undoubtedly! but they are also the most under performing team considering the talent and class Germany have in their team!
ReplyDeleteCurrently underperforming. I have high hopes, fortunately they're a young team. The youngest in this Euro.
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